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Discovery

I just got back from the beach, where I listened to the audio version of Stephen King’s The Shining. And while I was listening I realized that I had never seen Stanley Kubrick’s interpretation of...

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Bummed

PRESS RELEASE, Trenzalore (14th August) — The Parker Institute for Time Travel Studies (The PITTS) has annouced that it will delay publication of the next issue of its popular Fish and TARDIS Sauce...

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Humour

EDIT: The BBC announced today that Peter Capaldi will play the twelfth Doctor.  We, of course, knew this beforehand and after-hand and simultaneous-hand.  It’s really hard to surprise time travelers....

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Animals?

Just as Ireland has no snakes, the planet Newtonia has no land animals, except for the dogs, emus and Cornish game hens that were brought there by the Colonists. The planet does have fish, however, and...

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Tentacle

A few weeks ago many of us fell in love as the story broke of a free-spirited little New Zealand octopus named Inky, who made his way out his aquarium, ambled across the floor of the research lab, and...

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Takeover

To berate a person for suffering from anxiety is like vilifying a person for having diabetes. Mental illnesses are terrible diseases that can, if untreated, takeover the person afflicted. Like the pods...

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Nervous? No. Anxiety? Yes.

I suffer from OCD, generalized anxiety disorder and panic attacks. And it pisses me off. Every. Single. Day. I wake up with a burning stomach. I struggle out of bed, disheveled, both groggy and alert....

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Madness Rising, A Novel

Nina’s prep school life consists of  boys, books and bottles of wine, until the body-snatching starts. That’s followed by the monster and the madness. Survival is expensive. Madness Rising (A...

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Antagonist

“Welcome to the final resting place of the cruel tyrant.” As we usher out Matt Smith and usher in Peter Capaldi as the twelfth Doctor, it’s useful to reflect on just why “The Name of the Doctor” is...

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Cyborg

Cyborg.  Ha!  Gotta have a huge shout-out to my man, “MirkinFirkin”, and his hilarious blog, www.JustJiggleTheHandle.com. If you’re a fan of the satirical newspaper, The Onion, you will love his...

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Grave

“The fate of all is always dust.” ~ So say The Whispermen when The Doctor encounters them on Trenzalore, the place of his death, the place he is buried. In the seventh season finale, which may be the...

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Yabe

Welcome to Yabe Auctions! Ending times are nonnegotiable; condition assumes caveat emptor; quantity to be verified by purchaser, also caveat emptor; Just Buy The Damn Thing prices listed when...

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Christmas

I love the Doctor Who Christmas specials.  In fact, those episodes tipped the scales when I was deciding whether to invest my time in a program that’s about to be 50-years-old.  But there was simply no...

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Bummed

PRESS RELEASE, Trenzalore (14th August) — The Parker Institute for Time Travel Studies (The PITTS) has annouced that it will delay publication of the next issue of its popular Fish and TARDIS Sauce...

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Humour

EDIT: The BBC announced today that Peter Capaldi will play the twelfth Doctor.  We, of course, knew this beforehand and after-hand and simultaneous-hand.  It’s really hard to surprise time travelers....

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Discovery

I just got back from the beach, where I listened to the audio version of Stephen King’s The Shining. And while I was listening I realized that I had never seen Stanley Kubrick’s interpretation of...

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Lust

I’ve noticed I frequently post a picture of Doctor Who’s companions on my blog. Lest you think I’m a total lech, the main reason for doing this is to draw attention to my blog. After all, photos of...

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Bootstrap

This week, The Parker Institute of Time Travel Studies (The PITTS) — in conjunction with State and Local Officials — has devised this warning for all time travelers and others involved in temporal...

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Change

This week The Parker Institute for Time Travel Studies (The PITTS) takes a hard look at three major changes that rocked the science fiction and fantasy world this past week.  And when we say “hard...

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Soul

Okay, so I finally watched the Doctor Who Christmas Special from 2011 titled “The Doctor, Widow and the Wardrobe,” and reminded myself that I need to remind myself that I need to ask the question that...

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